How to answer examinations questions like a true Malaysian.

Introductory Linguistics.

Question: What are the fundamental differences between prescriptive linguistics and descriptive linguistics?

Answer: Ini soalan UMNO! Ini soalan UMNO!

Question: Describe the fundamental ideas of Existentialism.

Answer: This is another BN Lie. I was not involved.

Question: What is 22/7?

Answer: 22 reported attendees / 7 actual attendees.

Question: Name and describe the villain in Merchant of Venice.

Answer: Shylock, and it is allowable to trade with him.

Question: What did the Japanese chant when they invaded Kelantan?

Answer: Masuk! Masuk! Masuk!